Basic Information

Below is a string of stuff I’m into. I’m pretty easy-going, and a terrible actor I’m trying to work on this, especially as I try to play different characters and keep it varied. This is a lot harder than I thought it would be! I’m originally from Sauchie, which is a small town near Stirling. I’ve calmed down a whole lot since my student days, which were a bit of a drug-induced haze if I’m honest! Feel free to ask if there’s anything that you want to know. I’m notoriously difficult to offend =)

Relationship Status In a relationship
Gender Female


Religious views: “I fear one day I’ll meet God, he’ll sneeze and I won’t know what to say.”
Political Views: “Governments should be afraid of their people.”
Favourite quotations:

  • “The people that applaud your coronation are the same that will applaud your beheading.”
  • “That which doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”
  • “Tennis Players have fuzzy balls.”


Sports you play

  • Shotokan Karate
  • Swimming
  • Cycling

Favourite teams

  • Scotland national football team
  • Scotland national rugby union team
  • Scottish Claymores
  • Rangers F.C.
  • Liverpool F.C.

Arts and entertainment


  • Gwar
  • Dio
  • Carcass
  • Pantera


  • The Boys
  • The Magus
  • The Collector
  • Trainspotting
  • Transmetropolitan


  • Sin City
  • Interview with the Vampire
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • How to Be a Serial Killer


  • Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
  • Family Guy
  • Raising Hope
  • Shit My Dad Says
  • Boston Legal


  • Duke Nukem 3D
  • Frets on Fire
  • Brütal Legend
  • Fallout 3
  • Fallout: New Vegas

Activities and interests


  • Shadowrun
  • Programming


  • Real Ale
  • Computer vision
  • weebl’s stuff
  • Zero Punctuation
  • Steampunk
  • Stacewa

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